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Mine and Connie’s rap debut.

Shemuhclone - The Terror Twins

We’re twins, mothafucka, don’t fuck with us!
We’ll fuck up your car. Make you take the bus.
You got two legs? Well that sucks for you.
We’ll break both of them and steal your shoes.

You’ll look like Lord Voldemort when we break your nose.
We’re not scared to say his name. We’ll break his toes!
Yeah we look alike, but we’re not the same.
We have one thing in common. We’re fucking insane!

Out of the way, bitch, but it’s my turn to rap
My name’s Diana by the way and I just took a crap
That sounds gross, but I did it with grace
Guess where it was, ALL OVER YOUR FACE

Okay, but I think it’s time to get serious
Enough with these games, getting you delirious
I’ll spot you from afar, follow you down the aisle
Then pull out my knife and give you a chelsea smile

Oh, you didn’t appreciate that, but I don’t see why
How about a Columbian necktie?
Really, still, no sign of you feeling honored?
Think of it this way, at least you’re not a goner

Yo my name is Connie but you can call me ‘No’
cuz that’s what you’ll be screaming when I get you alone.
I’ll lure you with my charm until you think that you’re safe
You’re not safe, mothafucka, you’re about to get raped.

I’m gonna do it like Dexter and kill you at night.
Wrap you in plastic and kill you off-site.
Don’t think I’ll get caught because it’s never gonna happen.
I’ll kill everyone around me and cut them in fractions.

You’ll never find the bodies because I have my ways.
Eat you like a sandwich with some fucking mayonnaise.
Now I know that you think I’m innocent and quiet,
but it’s people like me that kill you in private.

We’re the terror twins and we live up to that name.
We have one thing in common. We’re fucking insane!